As part of EU finance reform, the 1.045 per cent of the EU's GDP that is currently distributed should be increased to 5 per cent over the next 20 years. In domestic political terms it is unacceptable and unfair that only the six richest countries should pay for all the others, so new sources of income and new ways of saving have to be worked out. Two new committees, the New Customs Committee and the New Custom Committee, should be established.

The Customs Ministry would promote development by introducing new tariffs (a bridge and tunnel tariff, an air tariff, a soil tariff, a water tariff, wind tax, altitude tax, etc.). Those crossing rivers, whether above, below or on the same level would pay a toll, regardless of the vehicle they were travelling in (train, metro, diving bell, wetsuit, motorbike, bicycle, skateboard, rollerskate, rollerblade, tricycle, unicycle, helicopter, aeroplane, dragon, glider, parachute or pram).

The new member states are misusing the term 'fairness', since full fairness has never, and never will exist. The new members will receive 75 per cent fairness, candidate countries will get 50 per cent fairness. This is appropriate given their level of development and the size of their GDPs. "Conflicts arise from unrealistic ambitions." The New Custom Ministries to be established in individual member states will have the task of promoting the Equal Rights Proportions amongst the populations of the countries concerned. The Equal Rights Commissioner will always be an East European politician, since they have more historical experience than their Western colleagues.

The Eeuro (or Eastern Euro) will be introduced as a transitional (three or four decade) measure. It will stand for East European Uniquely Risky Output. The eeuro exchange rate will be determined fortnightly by the European Central Bank, where half the East European countries will have a quarter-voting right. The eeuro would be accepted as a means of payment in the old member states, but credit would only be available and repayable in euros. Visegrad and Baltic citizens workingin the old member states would be paid in and receive their pensions in eeuros, with a 25 per cent currency exchange fee, and a further 50 per cent plus 25 per cent VAT going to the national bank of the host country. The dual currency system corresponds to the equality scale of 75 per cent minus VAT.

The old member states will demand that French farmers be supported in perpetuity. Poles will receive half this sum, Hungarians a quarter, though agricultural land in the new member states must be sewn with salt.